I think the first time I heard the 12 Redneck Days of Christmas by Jeff Foxworthy, I was hanging out with my friends back in the 90s. Some of them watch over us from heaven now. I really miss them at this time of year, but songs like this remind me of the fun we had when they were here. Merry Christmas, Randy!
Crystal Schall is a writer of fiction, fantasy, and humor. She lives in the rural southern United States with her husband, children, and six dogs. The sunshine is pumped in on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, with the water being pumped in on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday. The air catches a ride with the water and sunlight daily, but the townsfolk still have to breathe carefully. The town is so small there are only one red light and one caution light, which makes it one step above Mayberry. Well, that and we’re in color all the time and not black and white off and on. She is bilingual, speaking both American English and Redneck American.
Crystal has a laptop, an opinion, and an internet connection, and she's not afraid to use them. No one has to listen to her, but she will say whatever she thinks without hesitation. The good thing is that a person always knows where they stand with her because she's not afraid to tell them to their face. She's the kind of person that asks the hard questions about the things everyone wants to know, but is afraid to ask you about to your face.
Don’t let the name of this blog fool you. fatchick411 isn’t about diet and exercise or food and drink … well, not exclusively. This blog is about me because I am The Original Fat Chick, and this is the place to come to get the 411 about me and what’s sloshing around in the muddy water between my ears. Feel free to follow along if you dare.
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