So what if it’s a day late and a dollar short? Shelby’s still a cutie pie, and all is forgiven, right? Yeah, I thought so, LOL.
Tall Tale Tuesdays are usually all about books, but this week, It’s all about this little ditty I found this morning. I think we can all use a good laugh to start the day. Enjoy!
The missus bought a paperback
down Shepton Mallet way.
I had a look inside her bag;
T’was Fifty shades of Grey.
Well, I just left her to it,
and at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
the sight filled me with dread….
In her left she held a rope;
and in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor,
and then began to strip.
Well, Fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek.
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well
She’s eighty four next week.
Watching Mabel bump and grind,
could not have been much grimmer.
And then things went from bad to worse.
She toppled off her zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
a couple of minutes later.
She put her teeth back in and said
“I am a Dominator!”
Now if you knew our Mabel.
you’d see just why…
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